Eli Roth - Haunted By His Closet

The 2 MovieGuys' Eli Roth expose continues...

In case you thought we were lying when we tried to expose the talentless Eli Roth last week, rest assured that others out there in the realm of the Internet agree. During my research on Eli, I found an article at HorrorYearBook.com that exposes his gayness through an intriguing review of his three films (Cabin Fever, Hostel & Hostel II) and his Grindhouse (Thanksgiving) trailer. Using examples pulled from his films, the author perfectly illustrates how Eli is in fact living in the closet. It is quite an interesting, humorous and eye opening read. From the article:

...There is a HUGE streak of misogyny and homophobia present in all of his films. Women are demeaned at every turn and there are instances-o-plenty of the pejorative use of the word “Gay” and some reliance on the word “Faggot.” Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not some easily offended PC wuss, but Jesus Christ, Roth GOES OUT OF HIS WAY to do it! To me, rampant hatred of women and homosexual men only means one thing… Eli Roth is probably gay.

...It’s like two guys saying “FUCK THEM QUEERS! Now let’s oil up and do squat-thrusts in front of each other!”

...I don’t even need to say it, but the shot of the knife going into the Cheerleader’s “Mahmoud Poonaninejad.” For God’s sake, what did the vagina ever do to Eli Roth for him to hate it so?

Check out the full article here: Dr. Royce Talks Eli Roth. It is funny, insightful and well worth the read, especially for anybody who actually thinks Eli Roth is A) talented and B) straight.